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Being 40 - the funny side
We all know that hitting forty is really no more worrying than hitting thirty nine or forty one.

No extra lines form over night, your waistline does'nt expand by a couple of inches and a ladies bust stays where it was the day before.
It is a time maybe to look back on your life and see what you have achieved and how you want to go forward. But while you are doing that take a look at some of the funny slogans and quotes we have put together about that all important
40th year and have yourself a laugh. Most would look good on t - shirts!!
Aged like fine wine, complex & fruity.

I'm 40 & I feel great. Feel for yourself!

I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience!

I cant be 40! 39 maybe, but not 40

40 and aged to perfection!

Its hard to look this good at 40…but worth it!

Fabulous forty!

Still naughty at 40

40! at least Im not 50!

40 and still looking good

40 isnt usually this sexy

Im forty, whats your excuse


“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”

“At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.”

“The "I just woke up" face of your 30's is the "all day long" face of your 40's”

“The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40”

“What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy”


I hope they gave you a laugh but don't take any seriously!!
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